Goodr "Fore-Play Guaranteed" Sunglasses

 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)

 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.

 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.

 ALL COVERAGE

Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.

 NO GOPHERS

No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.