Goodr "Call Me Tarmac Daddy" Sunglasses

When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses, you don't just join an elite sky force. You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That’s right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So, own it. You basic and you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.)